# Dumb things clients say . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Between Renders\ **Created:** [October 11, 2023, 2:23pm UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306 "2023-10-11T14:23:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ytf](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/forum.logik.tv/ytf/32/109_2.png) [@ytf](https://forum.logik.tv/u/ytf)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 2:23pm UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/1 "2023-10-11T14:23:09Z")
I’ll start: Client asked for a hi-rez thumbnail. ---
**Author:** ![Lightningad](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/forum.logik.tv/lightningad/32/2191_2.png) [@Lightningad](https://forum.logik.tv/u/Lightningad)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 2:32pm UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/2 "2023-10-11T14:32:35Z")
can you squash this 10 minute hd video so i can email it? ---
**Author:** ![Fabi](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/forum.logik.tv/fabi/32/14709_2.png) [@Fabi](https://forum.logik.tv/u/Fabi)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 2:38pm UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/3 "2023-10-11T14:38:57Z")
is it possible to create a ProRes with 1mb? ---
**Author:** ![Sinan](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/forum.logik.tv/sinan/32/155_2.png) [@Sinan](https://forum.logik.tv/u/Sinan)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 5:30pm UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/4 "2023-10-11T17:30:18Z")
I see your technically incompetent clients and raise: “We have a stock video of a cheetah chasing an antelope. Will the antelope chase the cheetah if we flip the image?” ---
**Author:** ![ytf](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/forum.logik.tv/ytf/32/109_2.png) [@ytf](https://forum.logik.tv/u/ytf)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 5:52pm UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/5 "2023-10-11T17:52:36Z")
Years ago, when we used the ADO, I had a client who didn’t understand why, when we rotated the picture on the Y axis, we didn’t see the back of the person. ---
**Author:** ![hildebrandtbernd](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/forum.logik.tv/hildebrandtbernd/32/3038_2.png) [@hildebrandtbernd](https://forum.logik.tv/u/hildebrandtbernd)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 7:27pm UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/6 "2023-10-11T19:27:44Z")
Can you do this for free this time and next time we will book you for the big projects to compensate the work? ---
**Author:** ![MLandon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@MLandon](https://forum.logik.tv/u/MLandon)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 11:25pm UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/7 "2023-10-11T23:25:12Z")
Client: “Just make it SING!” Me ??? ---
**Author:** ![johnt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/forum.logik.tv/johnt/32/14040_2.png) [@johnt](https://forum.logik.tv/u/johnt)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 11:40pm UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/8 "2023-10-11T23:40:14Z")
Just have fun with it.\* \*This is a trap. What it means is, I can’t describe what I want because I don’t know. I will tell you what I don’t like out of the many versions I am attempting to get you to make. ---
**Author:** ![john-geehreng](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/forum.logik.tv/john-geehreng/32/7195_2.png) [@john-geehreng](https://forum.logik.tv/u/john-geehreng)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2023, 1:04am UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/9 "2023-10-12T01:04:27Z")
“I want every frame of this film to be a piece of art, like something you could print and hang on your wall.” This was for a 60 second commercial. ---
**Author:** ![BrittCiampa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ec9cab/32.png) [@BrittCiampa](https://forum.logik.tv/u/BrittCiampa)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2023, 1:38am UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/10 "2023-10-12T01:38:09Z")
![IMG_1363](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/uploads/thedepartmentofexternalservices/original/2X/0/0f7256033ee47011c8989c3801cec72d1e20e253.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![GPM](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/forum.logik.tv/gpm/32/4224_2.png) [@GPM](https://forum.logik.tv/u/GPM)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2023, 1:38am UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/11 "2023-10-12T01:38:13Z")
> [@john-geehreng](#): > > “I want every frame of this film to be a piece of art, like something you could print and hang on your wall.” > > This was for a 60 second commercial. Sounds like you have 1,440 free NFT’s then. ---
**Author:** ![Viktor.S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c2a13f/32.png) [@Viktor.S](https://forum.logik.tv/u/Viktor.S)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2023, 6:44am UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/12 "2023-10-12T06:44:40Z")
> [@MLandon](#): > > Client: “Just make it SING!” > Me ??? Show me the MONEYYYYYYY!!! ---
**Author:** ![Lightningad](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/forum.logik.tv/lightningad/32/2191_2.png) [@Lightningad](https://forum.logik.tv/u/Lightningad)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2023, 7:27am UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/13 "2023-10-12T07:27:09Z")
> [@ytf](#): > > Years ago, when we used the ADO, I had a client who didn’t understand why, when we rotated the picture on the Y axis, we didn’t see the back of the person. i blame Blade Runner! ---
**Author:** ![Sinan](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/forum.logik.tv/sinan/32/155_2.png) [@Sinan](https://forum.logik.tv/u/Sinan)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2023, 11:24am UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/14 "2023-10-12T11:24:30Z")
1500 if you’re in PAL land ---
**Author:** ![johnt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/forum.logik.tv/johnt/32/14040_2.png) [@johnt](https://forum.logik.tv/u/johnt)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 7:47am UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/15 "2023-10-16T07:47:28Z")
This sums up the worst of it for me: > **[Little Britain - Lou paints Andy room - Vídeo Dailymotion](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1mt62)** > > Veja Little Britain - Lou paints Andy room - Elisiotuga no Dailymotion ---
**Author:** ![kily](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a88e4f/32.png) [@kily](https://forum.logik.tv/u/kily)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 1:48pm UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/16 "2023-10-16T13:48:32Z")
“Why colour is different compared to the last offline? We want see the car with original aspect” Client, after deliver the post updated with color grading. ---
**Author:** ![TheMotizzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed655f/32.png) [@TheMotizzle](https://forum.logik.tv/u/TheMotizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 7:28pm UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/17 "2023-10-17T19:28:58Z")
Can you make sure it’s 300dpi? ---
**Author:** ![Sinan](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/forum.logik.tv/sinan/32/155_2.png) [@Sinan](https://forum.logik.tv/u/Sinan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 8:14pm UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/18 "2023-10-17T20:14:55Z")
- Sure, if you can tell me how many cm or inches you want it. And on which screen? I have done this many many times. ---
**Author:** ![bryanb](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/forum.logik.tv/bryanb/32/136_2.png) [@bryanb](https://forum.logik.tv/u/bryanb)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 8:43pm UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/19 "2023-10-17T20:43:13Z")
On set with blue screen - Account Executive says… “Can we use a different color than Blue? That’s our competitor’s color.” ---
**Author:** ![ean](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/forum.logik.tv/ean/32/7169_2.png) [@ean](https://forum.logik.tv/u/ean)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 7:06am UTC](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306/20 "2023-10-19T07:06:52Z")
“Can we get more drama in the greens?” “Can you make it more black?” (was already 0,0,0) …or my favorite: Client in Inferno suite, given a control surface to help run the session, but didn’t realize it was left intentionally disconnected. [Next page](https://forum.logik.tv/t/dumb-things-clients-say/9306.md?page=2)