So, I’m remoted into a machine at a studio across town for the last couple weeks on a juggernaut of a job… Working away. Posting for client that evening…
I hear some gardeners trimming trees next door. Not unusual at all… The sounds of chainsaws, lawnmowers, and leaf blowers have become regular background noise in WFH life… My neighbor calls me to ask if she can use my green waste bin since her gardener is trimming her trees and she’s already filled up hers. Sure, I say… I mention to her in passing that my fiber optic line is really thin & easy to miss… We exchange pleasantries and go about our business…
In the middle of updating a conform, numerous work chats, and getting ready to screenshare for a dailies review… Everything lags… At first I’m wondering why my producer isn’t responding to my chats… Remote connection to my flame hangs… Maybe network traffic? Then I remember the conversation I just had with my neighbor and get a sinking feeling… Walk out to the backyard where I can see the fiber optic line enter my house from the telephone pole. Where’s the line? There it is. Severed in half, and draped across the fence. FUUUUUUUUCK. Knee-jerk anger, frustration, resignation, then resolute go-time mode… Conform isn’t going to update/post itself… My neighbor asks, “Can’t you just use my WiFi?” I have a good laugh to myself. My fiber connection was pinging the office at 2ms… I log in to her WiFi and do an internet speed test to complete the exercise. 2mbps down, 3mbps up. ~350ms ping. Right…
The next hours are spent calling the ISP, scheduling a tech to come out to run a new line, and having my producer clear me (now an “essential worker”) to go in to the office and finish out our posting from the flame locally. Take the Webex dailies call via my phone, and drive to the office… Posting goes out at 2a, fiber line gets re-pulled the next morning (remarkably), and I’m back online at home that afternoon… Certainly a new experience in the COVID times…
I feel as flame artists, we’re prepared for these types of things in a bizarre way. Trials by fire, or flame, more accurately… Hardware failing, bad renders, last minute requests, racing against deadlines, problem solving under duress, severed fiber optic lines, etc… We’ve all had those moments, compose ourselves, figure out productive next steps, and try our damndest to execute on that plan…
Anyway, I’d love to hear some of your most colorful “overcoming adversity” flame stories… Flame stories 'round the “campfire”, if you will…