What One Flame-Related Sentence Do You Yell if You Are Short On Time?

It’s 2133

You are in a spacecraft and it is malfunctioning. The only way to survive is to send someone through a wormhole to learn flame. Having learned it, they can make a globe-spanning piece of media that will change the world forever, and as a byproduct bring about a society that builds more reliable spacecraft, thus saving your life.

You only have time to shout one sentence before the wormhole shuts. What do you yell?

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When in doubt blur it out.

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Hurry up before IA goes on strike . . .

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Ok, maybe in retrospect, that’s not so funny.

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No. That’s funny.

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@cnoellert

hahahhahahaa

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Bahahahahaha

I had a dream last night where some kinda alien life form that looked quite like @andy_dill but in drag tried to forcefully remove my Wacom own from my hand whilst uttering “Take me to your Lead Flame.”

Nightmare fuel.

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Says “reasonable person”…

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Hm. That’s interesting. I’ll have to adjust a few things, but it’s nice to know my dream invasion machine is working.

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Hurry up before AI goes on strike.

Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling.

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" i just need a few more minutes "

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“its rendering”

Find me when you wake up!

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Reboot – it’s the only way to be sure.

“Is the SD version letterboxed or center cut?”