I do not like this spot, I like it not.
The spot is begot and has me not,
for the spot forgot to pay me lot.
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A haiku
Fixing it in post,
No motion control on set,
The Flame Artist sad
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The producer laughed
And said it sucks to be you
'Cause they shot the Cookie Monster
On a screen of blue.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
The screen is green
The product too
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If you can’t fix it, mix it.
If you can’t solve it, dissolve it.
When in doubt, blur it out.
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In the edit bay, where timelines sprawl,
A ripple cut turns into a brawl.
The footage’s gone, the proxies crash,
A render fails in pixel’d ash.
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Precomp’s nested, cache is shot,
Nulls went rogue, and Mocha’s not.
Spline’s a mess, the matte won’t stick—
And now there’s fringing on the chick.
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You blurred it out, now too plain,
The time has come, you must regrain.
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This one is computer generated:
Error: abnormal termination, signal=11
SIGSEGV - Segmentation Fault
Signal was generated internally:
address not mapped to object at address 0x00000000
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