“We’ll get it all in camera.”
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“the whole spot will be one seamless camera move”
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There’s just a couple of tiny changes…
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It’s called “poor man’s motion control!”
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“It will look great on your reel.”
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“We pay Net 90.”
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We don’t want and need a vfx supervisor on set for this. Nothing can go wrong
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Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu
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“Our in-house team will be handling the (insert-pretty-much-fucking-anything-here)”
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Had that recently and got a drive full of 60fps footage. GG, in-house team!
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“dont worry about modeling we will send you the CAD files”
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My horror was when your Ad agency clients wanted to come and review what you’ve been doing all day at 6pm on Friday clearly so they could invent changes (normally kerning on a legal) just to abuse the food & drink at the facility. Oh such memories. It would always start with “can we get some menus”
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Snakes.
on a plane?
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No, in suits and ties.
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Me last week:
7 spots to edit, grade and animate graphics. Its Wednesday. We need it done by friday because it goes live on Saturday.
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“We’ve noticed something wrong. It appears to be in all of the deliverables”
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It’s funny you say this. A client I’ve been working with for almost 14 years maintains that one of the reasons they kept coming back to me back was that I would patiently kern the legal for them again and again the night before delivery…
This was back when he was an art director. He runs the agency now so I guess it pays off sometimes.
And yes, there were almost always menus involved.
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Could be the same bloke! He must of broken me then moved onto you but you’re clearly a tougher nut to crack. 
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