Tell me you’re a Flame Artist…

…without telling me you’re a Flame Artist.

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My kids ask their mother who that guy is who shows up every once in a while to sleep.

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This thread:

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“What do you do for work?”

“I facilitate indecision for profit.”

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I make pretty pictures

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“Daddy watches TV for a job” my son at age 6

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Split the difference.

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In any App You try to remove/delete something from screen by drag item down.

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“Can you fix this?”

“Yes.”

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You know Photoshop? I do that with videos.
Aahh, you know AfterEffects. OK, Flame is that, on steroids.

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@Sinan haha…that is a good formulation :sweat_smile:

Well today I’m a cleaner. Tomorrow I’m a beautician and the next day I play math games like convert a 1920x1080 into a 9x16, 4x5 and 1x1.

When I go to and i’m asked what I do and I tell them, They kind of squint their eyes and ask “so you burn stuff? Like pyrotechnics stuff in movies?”

That’s my standard answer. LOL.

The linked AI has read my CV and has been sending welding and or broiler chef job listings

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Make things feel more ‘“dynamic” and “organic” by reading minds

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@digitalbanshee Mine too!

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“Just a skosh brighter.”

“We shot the rig in green so you should be able to take it out in post and see the talent behind.”

“Sharpen the logo.”

“The framestore is in an unreferenced state. Please consult your manual and run vic.”

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usually just resort to “i make tv ads for kids toys!”

tells the uninitiated enough to know they don’t know.

I turn black coffee into TV commercials.

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