I appreciate that perspective, and don’t want to discount that there are a lot of squeaky wheels and abusive people out there. After all if they abuse their spouses, why should they be any different with tech support.
I have been the factory escalation engineer at HP for many years - the guy they call after they passed through all the other support layers and have not gotten anywhere, so they put me on the plane to go fix it, only to get yelled at by the Walmart IT director down in Bentonville. The local HP team had on their white board strategic plan literally written down ‘Have a thicker skin’. No joke.
So yes, I understand.
I do approach them with the appropriate respect. To cancel my account I had to talk to two people, which I know is the script. And after I explained my reasons, he had to get through 10 more tries to retain me. And I told him ‘I know you have to follow the script, but there is no way you will change my mind’. I was firm and pleasant on that call.
The problem is when I got three more calls, all of which wanted to know why I cancelled and if they could change my mind. We had to have the whole script all over again. And each time I told them the answer was a firm ‘no’, yet they kept calling. The problem was that my reason wasn’t in the drop down, so he must have picked ‘concerned about price’ as the default choice, because every subsequent caller asked about my price concern.
On the last call I did raise my voice, and asked her what it would take to them stop calling me, and that I would be happy to explain that to her supervisor. Eventually she offered to put me on the do not call list, but that it may take another 30 days to take effect.
It’s that kind of customer support shit I hate like the plague!!!
It was none of their faults. It’s the mindless scripts. And I told them that. I got a bit testy out of frustration, and on the off chance that the recording would be listened to by someone with more influence.
My reasons for cancelling: Optimum was my backup-ISP. I needed redundancy for a certain set of projects. Those projects wrapped and I no longer wanted to pay for backup ISP who was only used to ping the DNS server as health check. But there was no reasoning with them.
In a funny piece of fate, 10 days after I cancelled a moving truck on our street hit the overhead cables. He pulled the now unused Optimum cable down and snapped it. Luckily he left the Verizon cable alone. Karma…
The funny thing is, these calls do get recorded. In one instance at Amazon, I actually purposefully did a test order to see how a new support process I had designed worked. So I took the customer role. I then summarized the finding in an email and sent around to the rest of the management team. In a twist of fate, they pulled the recording and attached it to the email thread. So now my test order, which actually was for a nice pair of diamond earrings for my wife (which she still very much appreciates) was now going around the office as an email attachment. Slightly embarrasing.
But we’re getting way OT now…