Let's post silly feature requests!

I find myself getting sad when I connect a green dot to a red input and the dot goes gray. I wish it would stay green, or go red. Any color really.

I would also like the software to throw up a “YOU HAVEN’T EVEN NAMED THIS BATCH AND ITS BEEN AN HOUR, YOU’VE TRACKED A CAMERA AND DONE ROTO. PLEASE SAVE!” popup. I commit this crime often.

Stay with me: GRADIENT.

Future feature…

Also
Auto save is doing all of that shit
All of the time
Don’t make flame nag
Life is short

Quit flame and tell me that I’m wrong

Also

Dont do quit flame to test that theory if you’re crippling your mind with whatever the favorite tourniquet is like flame 2012 or some stupid shit like that.

I would love a feature to be able to see how many of each node I’ve used in my lifetime. Gmask and Gmask Tracer… that would be the clear winner. After that probably matte edge or comp.

Those stats exist, but they’re hidden from you.

Here’s my silly feature request:

Sound effects.

HONK HONK
DING DING

Customizeable splash screen.

when the tracker goes off the edge of the screen and goes crazy ziggy zaggy - the Benny Hill song plays

:rofl: :rofl:

Nelson’s Laugh could be implemented in so many ways. I’m thinking more than 3 immediate clicks after pressing the scopes button.

That will be the sound the Flame makes when it finds out you’ll be getting yet another round of revisions or there’s more “new color” coming when you’re on your 14th hour and the “unmissable deadline” is 30 minutes away.

Nelson laughs every time you accidentally double/triple compass :sweat_smile:

I was thinking that could be the Windows '95 error sound.

Lets take this to the next level - Leaderboards.

What are the trending nodes right now.

Most nodes in a batch this month.

Most write node renders per day, month, year.

And if you’re going to do that, achievements too.

Let’s get really silly.

I really want the lines to be curved so I can make all my scripts to be totally inappropriate drawings for the next artist that picks it up

Those stats do exist, but not for a particular user. We only get the total.

When the link only goes to one input, the elbow keeps that colour.

When the link goes to multiple inputs of the same colour, it keeps that colour.

When the link goes to multiple inputs of different colours, it goes grey.

That makes total sense to me… :man_shrugging:

Yeah, I know, but gray isn’t a fun color. It’s like, the utility color. The reason I put it in a thread about silly requests is because I know there isn’t a clear better answer, only alternatives that are likely to upset different people.

To get mildly scandalous, I would argue it’s time to retire the green inputs alltogether, and leave red for images and blue for mattes.

But again: silly feature requests.

I’d be just as happy if I heard the Nelson laugh every time I loaded a batch setup that hasn’t been touched for a few days. Haha.

I need the nelson laugh every time I open this one project that is three years old and clients want a different price point every couple months.